Nocturnal colloquy

Many a night I have entire conversations with Mirinda while asleep. Hilarity often ensues, but Mir almost always forgets the exact conversation by morning. Until last night when she had a pen and paper handy...

Me: (Rolling over and kissing her back) I’ll make this towel day one for you baby. (In a seductive voice.)
Mir: What does that mean?

Me: Five days, fifteen towels.

Mir: (Laughing) What? Do you know Jonathan?

Me: I know him better than you!

Mir: Doug, do you know Jonathan?

Me: I know him about as well as any other baby that age.


And then I roll over and am asleep again. Enjoy.